18.03.24
Are stars simpler than stories?
The comparison is a distant one, though romance novels can get mighty hot at times. However, the might of their hotness does seem to fall short of celestial. The real question is, why am I stalling in a paragraph that I can just go back and edit beforehand?
Stars do seem simple in that they don’t mean very much. They’re very “samey”, what with all the hydrogen, and the burning, and the brighter than thou attitude. They probably would have a lot more to say, if only we knew how to read them. You know, almost like pi, they contain all the combinations. Endless. And then hydrogen atom 18asdf013hg01237 fused. And then hydrogen atom 129fsagh127ahdf refused fusing. Fusey snoozey. It just gets kind of old after the 12838asfda237334df129st time.
The night sky is a nice bookshelf. Either way, you’re staring into the past. Write a poem about it and in a few hundred years maybe someone will spot the distant twinkle of your presence. They won’t be warmed by it, since it’s likely to be a fairly cerebral comparison. In a quite cold and intellectual way, they’ll appreciate you, regard you, dismiss you. Peck me on the cheek, future reader! Dress me with your eyes! Put on me a bowler hat because of your poor knowledge of time periods.
When you squeeze an orange, you’re meaning to make it as fresh as possible. Yet it’s an ancient taste you’re creating, handed down from generation to generation (of oranges). It’s hard to escape that orange taste if you’re of orange descent. Orange you orange, you orange?
When you squeeze a star, you’re a god-like being in your trillionth year. You’re impatient though, so instead of watching the star’s adolescence play out, you’re applying pressure to shave off a few billions years. It’s like when I set a YouTube video to x1.25 speed. I feel you. You feel star. I fast forward through songs while making a mix tape for my girlfriend because I’ve listened to these songs 17 times in 17 different orderings already. (This was years ago, and it was actually not a mix tape but a music CD that I burned for her that I wanted to get exactly right. Then I watched her listen to it, which was very boring for both of us.) You squeeze balls of hydrogen in the hopes of spawning sentient beings who might one day ascend to your level and give you someone to play backgammon with.
Whenever I imagine a dialogue with someone from my past, I try to role play the me of that time very accurately. So if I did something Then that I regret Now, I make sure not to regret it in the replay of that Then moment because that wouldn’t be faithful to my Then-self, however much my Now-self would want my Then-self to be more Now-like. You can’t just go around imagining the past differently than it was. Have some respect.
Now, it’s true that you can only actually imagine the past differently than it was. What if you couldn’t though? What if you had perfect recall. Let’s take it one step further. What if you could override Now moments with Then moments? If you could handpick your experience from moment to moment, you’d become trapped in these perfect past moments, a prisoner of your own happy highlights. You could never tire of a single one, since in these perfect recreations, you have no Now thoughts, only Thens and hence Thens forever and forever. The perfect drug!
Some day when all of experience is perfectly recorded, down to the snap by snap of each synapse, we’re going to have a problem. The super rich will lock themselves into these euphoric comas, experiencing the best moments from all of human experience. With trillions of lives to draw from, they will be able to drink of the freshest moments without pause, without repeats, a life of everlasting brightness.
Or maybe no one will want that? Maybe it will be more satisfying to experience arcs, climaxes, conclusions, and the suspense of all that’s betwixt. Perhaps they would tire of stardom and choose stories instead.
Hard to say.
I will say though. When you squeeze hydrogen in a very particular way. Well, eventually you get me.
20.03.06
I’ve written so many 500-1000 word things. I don’t even know what to call them. Pieces? Rants? Essayettes?
I ran out of creative ways to begin them years ago. A well I often go back to is the meta-hook, where I call attention to the some aspect of writing. The hope is to get the reader into a slightly more open-minded and cerebral mindset, (or at the very least to filter out incompatible readers). I have no idea if this works. I just keep doing it.
You have that luxury when you begin in a non-fictional space. You don’t need to commit to a wholly enclosed reality. Fiction, ugh, so stifling! I’m kidding, I love fiction. But I don’t have the imagination required to construct an enclosed world in any reasonable time frame, or the skill to imbue it with the material I have on mind.
Posts like this typically begin with a feeling that there is some level of vibration between two concepts that I can bounce around on. It’s like the two ideas form some simple harmony that can I riff off of. Ideally, I find a way to loop back around to the beginning, either by reversing a common assumption or giving credence to some original thought, or something like that. I find that this circularity gives the essayette a nice, full mouth-feel (whatever THAT means).
In this case the beginning idea was that comparing stars and stories could make sense in any way. And the reversed idea is that a life of eternal bliss might not be so great (hooray drama).
Of course, you can’t end abruptly after that. It leaves a formulaic aftertaste. No one likes tasting formula in their prose. That’s really a poetry only thing, and an old timey thing at that. I like to at least attempt to inject some emotion into it by the end. Make it personal, or at the very least end with something slightly more familiar and relatable. And ideally it also gives some reread value, or puts a twist on something memorable.
Over all, not the most successful piece. But I would love to be able to write something like this a few times a day, just to put life in perspective. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I’d gladly trade a year for a thousand essayettes.